LET'S GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT: BOOKS!

THE EVOLUTION OF DESIRE

Alright now i'll be the first to admit that I have tried to listen to R. Kelly songs to figure out what men want. Sadly enough, "Like 2 gorillas in the jungle making love" kind of scared me away. I mean, I didnt want the visual image of some of the guys I used to date stuck in my head! Lol. Ok but im going to be serious now, this book breaks down the a,b,c's of why men are the way they are and why women are the way they are genetically. I'll give you a brief summary: Women look for stability (MONEY, clears throat), and a healthy looking man for her offspring , and Men look for an aestetically pleasing woman that is young, hour glass (I kid you not the book says this) and clear skin for the purpose of reproduction. It also says that men cheat because they are racing their sperm to fertilize an egg. That is the statement that sold me on the book. An overall good read and a reality check to let men and women know "We are the way we are and NOTHING'S going to change it". Ok I'm off to put my R. Kelly CD back on.

PLACES TO TAKE YOUR VICTIMS....

THE PENTHOUSE

The Penthouse Restaurant at the top of the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica is most definitely one of the best places to take your victim oops I mean "friend" for the night. Or you can always go with a group of your girlfriends and sit in one of the indoor cabanas such as the one pictured. Its a quiet bar/restaurant at the top of the Huntley hotel where you can look at the ocean and enjoy the view without the ocean water effing up your hair or the smell of fish.... cuz lets be honest, fish aroma on a date is NOT sexy! So check it out, have a peach bellini and let me know if you got to "blame it on the al al al al alcohol"!

WIFEY WORKSHOP: COOKING 101

JERK CHICKEN

I'm sure you can tell why I find this image amusing! LMFAO!

If any of you were alone on Valentine's Day I can probably tell you why. You cant cook! That my dear friends is the deal breaker in any relationship/fun-time/jump-off/side piece situation. So who cares that you can dress your derriere off, you look good and you are an absolute animal in the bedroom. That all goes out the window if you cannot cook your sexy, tiger derriere off. So this section is to educate all you wifey or k-fed hopefuls to move from the category of "fun-time" or "jump-off" into significant other. We'll start with my significant other's favorite: Jerk Chicken (no pun intended lol)
http://www.jamaicatravelandculture.com/food_and_drink/jerk_chicken.htm

COUSIN "IT": FRESH FACE ON THE SCENE SULA

SULA

Photo Courtesy: Anna Myers Photography

Now every once and a while a new face hits the scene as Hollywood's new "IT" girl. So for all intentions purposes, we're going to call this section Cousin "It". Please remember not to let the title of this blog fool you, its not always about ME ME AND MOI all of the time. It's important to shed light on all other important areas in life like: family, children, love, animals, fashion and education (pause). Pheww! Now that we got that out of the way tee hee let's be realistic people! J/K. No really, there's nothing more refreshing than a fresh face (yes ladies and gents she has NO makeup on here) whos is all about showing her T&A... Talent and Acting you perves!!! And we love Sula because she SAVED (perhaps we should have put her in the Captain Save a H section) two of thee worst movies of all time: Internet Dating with Katt Williams and The Mailman...........But mostly because it takes some big kahunas to take a flic with no mask on... yes we're superficial!


COURTESTY OF: ANNA MYERS , SMOOTH MAGAZINE AND MATTHEW JORDAN SMITH

CAPTAIN SAVE A H_ _: LASHES TO DIE FOR

BUTTERFLY KISSES

Do you remember when you were little and your mother or father used to give you butterfly kisses? You know, when you bat your eyelashes against eachother. Well, those times have come and gone now that you've ravished your eyelashes with mascara, false lashes, club fights (lol is that just me?) and STRESS!!! Sooooo, the good people over at Peter Thomas Roth have come to the rescue... We're going to call them "Captain Save a H-"( you know the rest). Now all you lovelies can have beautiful long lashes like myself... but I ain't no ho ho ho!

MODEL TO WATCH

ANJA RUBIK

Courtesy of: NeXt Models

Every once in a while I will be highlighting different models from any genre of modeling that I think have the goods to make it. Now keep in mind this is just my personal opinion.

Sidebar: but you better agree!!!... ahem LOL!

MUSIC REVIEW BORED: COULD THIS BE THE NEW LAUREN HILL?

BREVI

Introducing.... Brevi! Take note of her name ladies and gents because she is going to change the face of the hip hop world (pun intended). I can honestly say she is unlike any other artist that has been introduced, drawing only close comparisions to Ms. Lauren Hill (minus the melanin). You decide: cop the CD or use it as a coaster? Im sure you'll pick the former! Enjoy! www.myspace.com/brevi